Thursday, November 09, 2006

Bill O'Reilly, Dumber than Chance

Bill O'reilly so rarely makes sense that it's hard to believe he's not trying to fail.  It's like when you take a standardized test and try to score highly and get worse than almost have to be trying to fuck it up. I mean, random chance suggests that you would score 25%. To do worse than chance puts you in the same part of the Bell Curve as ferns, ginger ale, and the bumper from a 1987 Chevy Blazer. We're talking stupid. So I have to believe that since he, unlike those other nouns, has the power of speech, and occasionally the power of correct syntatic phrasing that he must be trying to fail; he must be willfully moronic. Witness this latest quotation:

"I think the Iraqis have got to step up and at least try to fight for their democracy, instead of being this crazy country of Shiia against Sunni — I don't ever want to hear Shiia and Sunni again." 

Yes, that has to be the solution ...  Iraqi's just have to stop caring about their faith and history and cultures.  Geez...if those things aren't worth giving up they don't deserve democracy.

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