NASA vs. NASCAR

While killing time yesterday, I discussed with Brian the major differences between NASA and NASCAR. Here are some of the best.

	NASA	NASCAR	WINNER
Voting bloc?	None	Dads	NASCAR
Name for support group	Mission Control	Pit Crew	NASA
Celebrates	Man’s transcendent ability to yearn for greater horizons	Winston brand tobacco	NASCAR
Role of "Buzz"	Name of captain	Name of haircut	Draw
Dorky Helmet	Yup	Yup	Draw
Monetary Value	Worth billions to industry	Billion dollar industry	NASA
Explosions	Unfortunately	Yes, please	Draw
Favorite Tang	Orange	Poon	NASCAR
Kind of Russian encountered	Cosmonaut	White	NASCAR
Sally Ride	Barrier Breaking Hero	Slang for post-race sex with Sally.	NASA
Cause of blindness	Sunshine	Moonshine	NASA