Vick Sacked

Michael Vick proves himself to be a giant moron. Trying to smuggle his stash of pot onto a plane, Vick decided the best place to hide it was inside a water bottle. Because you know there hasn't been any discussion about airport security taking water away from people. That never happens. Especially not in 20oz containers.

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was reluctant to throw away his 20-ounce water bottle at a Miami International Airport security checkpoint Wednesday morning.The reason, police say: The plastic bottle had a secret compartment that, when opened, had a dark residue and a pungent odor of marijuana.

It strains credulity that he's this ill informed. Apparently an inability to read coverages is not so different from an inability to read signs, or pay attention to news coverage.