According to research published in the Journal of Pain taking caffeine after working out may reduce by 50% the pain associated with exercise. Intersting right.
But even more interesting is the realization that there is a Journal of Pain. That sounds to me like part of the made of back story of a wrestler.
Announcer: "Professor Death graduated from the University of Agony with a Masters in Injury. His Ph.D thesis 'Hurtin' for Certain: The Psychological Effects of Paliative Care for the Terminally Ill' was recently published in The Journal of Pain. And now.... For his next CLASS he's going to KICK SOME ASS. Professor DEATH!!!"
Or maybe the Journal of Pain is what you read on the coffee table at the House of Pain.