Last year I made up a drinking game with words I expected, and didn't expect to hear in the SOTU. This year, Brian did the same. We exchanged lists and he suggested I post mine here. So here you go, my State of the Union drinking list. My apologies if following this list either gets you very drunk or not at all.
| Addiction to foreign oil | Bipartisan |
| Border | Carbon |
| Culture of life | Democracy |
| Ethanol | Freedom/Free People |
| Global warming | Greenhouse gasses |
| Immigrants | Irag |
| Iran | Nuclear |
| Shiite | Stem cell |
| Sunni | Surge |
| Surveillance | Syria |
| Veto | |
| Clinton (either) | Ethics |
| God (apart from God bless America) | Hurricane Katrina |
| John McCain | Legacy |
| Palestine | September 11 |
| Spying | Terrorist |
| Wire Tapping | Corruption |
| Gerald Ford | Humble |
| Joe Lieberman | Minimum Wage |
| Pelosi | Snowflake Babies |
| Terror | Warrant |
| Addiction to cocaine | Dick Cheney shot a man in Reno just to watch him die |
| Hugo Chavez | Iraq Study Group |
| Macaca | Mary Cheney’s Baby |
| Osama Bin Laden | Sunni Delight |
| Vietnam | Al Gore |
| Don Rumsfeld | His father |
| Inconvenient Truth | Jack Abramoff |
| Make a joke about InSURGEnts | Michael J. Fox |
| Scooter Libby | Tri-partisan |
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