German scientists are working to develop a spray on condom.
"It's a bit like a car wash."
As Neil says, "Something tells me people might have some aversion to spraypainting
their genitals with rubber. But maybe I'll proven wrong!"
Or as Marshall remarked, "I'm sorry, but I've never taken an irreplaceable car through a car wash, so I can't really relate."
I guess a car wash is better than the imagery I first thought of: a laminating machine. I had this image of some strange machinery that shrink wraps the relevant equipment.
In other news, I'm sure upon hearing about this product, Jay Leno opened a bottle of champagne. He'll beat this to death with 3 weeks of bad material about it.