How fucking thrilled is Ari Fleischer that he's not the White House spokesman right now? Seriously, do you figure he just wakes up, flips on CNN (well FoxNews) and thanks God that he is not having to answer for all this shit.
Ari Fleischer managed to govern his career by the logic of Kenny Rogers
Know when to hold 'em. Know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away.