A resident of Cedar Rapids (City of 5 Seasons, because the normal four aren't enough to capture the smell of cereal) has invented a G-string for dogs that reduces the odor of doggie flatulence.
"CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa — Dogs may no longer be the butt of their owners' jokes, thanks to Frank Morosky. Morosky, owner of Flat-D Innovations, has developed a product to reduce the odor of flatulence in dogs."
Dogs will no longer be the butt of jokes, but owners of this product will be. Another fun thought, this article came from ESPN which implies that this is some how related to sports. I have to assume hunting. You cannot strap a fart killing g-string to your coon hound just before you settle in to the nearest Chief Justice filled duck blind, and expect to be called a Sportsmen. Sorry.
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