My best friend's wife, Stacy, is looking to change jobs. At this new job she'd be scooping out the brains of rabid animals. To do so she has to crack open their skulls...using a "skull crushing mallet." I asked if when they interviewed her if they asked her to practice on a cantaloupe or something.
I love that there somewhere is someone with a business card extolling ACME brand skull crushing mallets, "for when you really need to expose rabid brains." Or so I like to imagine.
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