Apparently I am not putting my capacity to grow facial hair to good enough use. It appears there can be a competitive aspect to the endeavor. I know I am able to grow a faster fuller beard than Mark, and I think Brian. But who knew there were other competitions.
I like this guy, his beard looks like an explanation of quantum physics and probability clouds. You can never know both the location and trajectory of any particular hair. Only the probability that you will find it within his electron field-y facial hair