Jen usually has to leave for work earlier than I do. (she has a real job, with responsibilities and the like). This gives me a chance to lay in bed and make happy stretching/lounging noises while she's getting ready. Today she turned and jokingly said, "that's it, I was going to skip work, stay here and whisper sweet-nothings but now I'm leaving for work." What exactly are sweet nothings. Below is a list of those that I recited for Jen.
5. pi minus pi
6. Zero times anything.
Jen responded with pi divided by pi minus one. She's always been better at fancy math.
I offer these as romantic tips, sweet nothings to be whispered to the geeky partner of your choice.