As if my hatred for my database weren't enough

The lakers are currently beating Detroit. The Lakers are a team with a) aging point guard convinced he's the best ever, though currently playing little defense and not so much jump shot, b) a once great powerforward, who is thugged out, and spends large portions of his interview time being a jerk, c) a potential rapist d) the single worst addition to the NBA in my lifetime. Mr. D) makes basketball nearly unwatchable. It's a game without grace, humility, skill...it's about being the largest living land mamal, and brutally abusing a cavalcade of also ran centers. God, I hate the Lakers.